Collection: COREVANA

COREVANA is the fictional corporate giant of the Guardian Labs universe — a parody of every overbuilt, overfunded, “innovative” construction‑tech company that somehow makes everything harder. Clean logos, corporate slogans, and merch that looks like it came straight from a conference booth or a warehouse manager’s locker.

This collection blends jobsite culture with corporate chaos, turning everyday workwear into sharp, believable satire. If you’ve ever dealt with broken workflows, pointless platforms, or a company that keeps “scaling” without fixing anything, you’ll feel right at home here.

Wear it like you survived the merger.