Guardian Labs Procore Kryptonite Hoodie!

Every superhero has a weakness.
For field guys, it isn’t a glowing green rock — it’s a Procore notification at 6:12 AM.

The Procore Kryptonite Hoodie captures that exact moment when your day was going fine… and then Procore hit you with a “New Task Assigned” like a sniper shot from the cloud. This hoodie is a tribute to the one thing that can bring even the toughest foreman to his knees: unexpected software chaos.

Clean graphic.
Bold colors.
Instantly recognizable pain.

This is construction‑culture satire at its finest — the kind of hoodie that gets a nod from every superintendent, PM, and field tech who’s ever been ambushed by a submittal, RFI, or “overdue” message they didn’t even know existed.

It’s funny because it’s true.
It’s wearable because it’s clean.
It’s iconic because it’s Kryptonite.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Size guide