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Procore Superintendent Kryptonite Tee
Procore Superintendent Kryptonite Tee
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Every jobsite has its truth. This one’s ours.
The Procore Kryptonite Tee is built for the supers, PMs, foremen, and field dogs who’ve stared into the orange‑and‑white abyss and felt their powers drain one workflow at a time. It’s a clean, comfortable tee with a message every construction vet understands instantly:
Procore is Kryptonite.
Not the glowing rock — the digital kind. The kind that turns a simple photo upload into a three‑act tragedy.
Perfect for anyone who has ever:
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aged 7 years waiting for a submittal to load
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lost a fight with the Daily Log
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whispered “why is this app gaslighting me”
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questioned their career path at 6:45 AM
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been personally victimized by “Pending Review”
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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