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Procore Superintendent Kryptonite Tee

Procore Superintendent Kryptonite Tee

Regular price $30.00 USD
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Every jobsite has its truth. This one’s ours.

The Procore Kryptonite Tee is built for the supers, PMs, foremen, and field dogs who’ve stared into the orange‑and‑white abyss and felt their powers drain one workflow at a time. It’s a clean, comfortable tee with a message every construction vet understands instantly:

Procore is Kryptonite.

Not the glowing rock — the digital kind. The kind that turns a simple photo upload into a three‑act tragedy.

Perfect for anyone who has ever:

  • aged 7 years waiting for a submittal to load

  • lost a fight with the Daily Log

  • whispered “why is this app gaslighting me”

  • questioned their career path at 6:45 AM

  • been personally victimized by “Pending Review”



• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 17 ½
S 28 19
M 29 20 ½
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
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