For the builders who’ve spent half their career waiting on submittals and the other half wondering why software feels like a snack you can’t quite reach. The Procore Vending Machine Hoodie turns every jobsite’s biggest inside joke into a wearable artifact — a deadpan corporate fever dream where RFIs, change orders, and lost attachments sit behind glass like bags of chips.
It’s bold, stupidly accurate, and instantly readable from across the yard. This is the hoodie that says: “I’ve seen things. I’ve clicked things. I’ve survived things.”
A perfect blend of high‑viz humor and construction‑culture truth. Wear it proudly. Or ironically. Either way, everyone on site will get it.
• 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket • Self-fabric patch on the back • Matching flat drawstrings • 3-panel hood • Blank product sourced from Pakistan
